If your card nights usually end with someone sulking over a bad hand, it’s time to deal in something way more exciting.
These sex-themed playing cards take your favorite games and give them a deliciously naughty twist. Forget plain old suits, clubs have turned into whips, diamonds sparkle as furry handcuffs, hearts buzz as vibrators, and spades… well, let’s just say they’ve gone full butt plug. Even the face cards look like they’ve been raiding your toy drawer, and honestly, it’s hilarious.
Whether you’re stripping down in poker, spicing up blackjack, or playing a very grown-up version of old maid, these cards make sure everyone ends up a winner. Or keep it simple: highest card gets to use the toy on the other player.
The rules don’t matter much when the real fun starts after the deal.