Sometimes, you just need to give someone, or yourself, a big, cheeky “thanks, but no thanks.”

Enter the Big Middle Finger dildo: firm yet flexible, textured, and perfectly sized for a satisfying ride or a comical little “punishment.” At 1.2 inches wide, it hits the sweet spot for fun and sensation, while the realistic details and subtle textures keep things interesting. Made from premium, body-safe silicone, it’s designed for use with water-based lubricants only.

Thanks to the super-strong suction base, you can stick it to any flat surface for hands-free action, or team it up with your favourite strap on harness for partner play.

Whether solo or together, this playful dildo adds a dose of humour, high-quality fun, and a little edge to your collection.