Pipedream "Guido" Love doll

Now you can have your very own version of Jersey's most juiced-up gigolo!

Meet Guido, the bronzed-up zippa- head with rock-hard abs and more juice than Tropicana.

Just add air and this pumped-up douche bag is ready to make your fist-pump.

He's got a beefy Italian sausage under his jeans and more lines than a loose leaf.

Give this greaseball a chance to get in your pants and ride his Italian stallion!

Whaddaya stunad? give her your friggin' sauseege already kid!